[Weird Humor]

Some of you will find these things so un-funny you may question your relationship with me. Others will "get it" and chuckle their heads right off. Either way I find this stuff funny

Sperel the Goose - The humor is a bit odd and runs hot and cold, but here is a great excerpt: 'Canada is very nice. I swear. When you go there, people and gooses are friendly and say, "What's that all aboot, eh?" When a Canadian says that to you, reply with, "Hockey sucks worse than you." That's what Canadians like to hear!'

Muffin Ambush - I dedicate this one to my friend Rob. If you're looking for a punch line, there isn't one. That's the best part.