[Audio Ha Ha's]

Budonkadonk Butt - A thugged-out gansta calling to place a steamy personal ad in the Villiage Voice (i.e. 31-year-old player seeks dirty ho to sip Cristal). NOTE: The caller claims "this is how ladies in hip hop like it". What he meant to say was "this is how ladies in RAP like it". Real hip hop has nothing to do with bitches, gats, or violence. That kind of crap is the commercialized version of hip hop, rap. What Green Day is to punk and Nashville is to real country, Rap is to hip hop.

The Man Song - Not sure what comedian this is, but it's a great musical number about a man's true place in his home. If you're married or live with someone, this is for you.