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Nine Things that Piss Me Off - Adam Sandler
1. People who point at their wrist
while asking for the time. I know where my watch is
buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my
crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
2. The Pillsbury doughboy is way
too happy considering he has no dick.
3. People who are willing to get off
their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote
because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.
4. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
cake and eat it too." Fuck off. What good is a
goddamn cake you can't eat?
5. When people say "It's always in the
last place you look". Of course it is. Why the
fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
people do this? Who and where are they?
6. When people say, while watching a
movie "Did you see that?" No ASSHOLE, I
paid $10.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the
friggin ceiling up there.
7. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".....
Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?
8. When something is "new and
improved", which is it? If it's new, then there
has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then it must not be the first one!!
9. When a cop pulls you over
and then asks if you know how fast you were going?
You should know asshole you fucking pulled me over!
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