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The things that prove you're a New Yorker - One of my favorites: "You've considered
stabbing someone just for saying 'The Big Apple'."
Titles of Rejected Children's Books - All I need to do is cite an example or two to sell
this one: "You are Different and That's Bad" and "Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her"
Things you learn as you "mature" - Some real life lessons such as "I've learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in."
Tips for 'working hard' from George Costanza - This is the slacker manual on how to
appear like you're working hard while doing the bare minimum.
Nine Things that Piss Me Off - Adam Sandler - Reason #7 - People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".....
Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?
You Know You're a Club Kid/Raver If.... - This is only going to be funny to people that
went to clubs or raves. If this is you, this is hilarious beyond belief. If not, don't read too deeply into it.
FDA Alcohol Warnings - WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. How many of these warnings apply to you hmm?
Signs You Are Getting Older A-Z - At 24, far too many of the things on this list already apply
to me and the worst/best part is, I'm happy about it. Perfect Example: You're the one calling the police because those
darn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo. Maybe if they had better musical taste I wouldn't be such a grump!
95 Ways to Tell If You're Ghetto - If you think this is only for people that live in the ghetto,
you're wrong. If you've ever lived alone or had a penny-concious grandmother, at least one of the things on this list
applies to you.
26 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator - Almost all of these are very very funny. One of my
favorites: "Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space"
10 Discoveries I've made as I've gotten 'older' - Discovery #1 - 1. I started out with nothing,
and I still have most of it.
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