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26 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
1. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
2. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of THEM!"
and move to the far corner of the elevator.
3. Burp, and then say "Mmmm...tasty!"
4. Leave a box between the doors.
5. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
6. Wear a puppet on your hand and make it talk to the other passengers.
7. Start a sing-along.
8. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
9. Play the harmonica.
10. Shadow box.
11. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
12. Lean against the button panel.
14. Say, "I wonder what all these do," and push the red buttons.
15. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
16. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space".
17. Bring a chair along.
18. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
19. Blow spit bubbles.
20. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body.".
22. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively..
23. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button..
24. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers..
25. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger.".
26. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!".
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