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If you are a true club kid/raver if....
1) You take 5 steps into a club and you are already are saying hi to someone
2) Drop, roll, and bump arent really "physical" movement words in your vocabulary.
3) You've met somone, hooked up with them, and then somehow became
best friends witht them over a week.
4) Mayonase, jam, pickles...etc... are not the first things that come to your head when you hear the word "JAR".
5) You are, or somone you know is a promoter.
6) You know at least 10 different guestlist names off the top of your head.
7) You've fallen in love with somone in one night (thank you e).
8) You already know to have your stuff outta your pockets and jacket open before you get to the bouncer to search you.
9) You know that starting to talk to the bouncer searching you just to bug him is an easy way to get him to search you less.
10) You know at least 1 bouncer by name or nickname.
11) Your friend is the one blowing the annoying whistle from across then club.
12) You know what a blinkie light is.
13) You spend AT LEAST 5 hours every friday or sat. night inside an ex-warehouse between "11th ave and the west side highway."
14) You say one or all of these terms: "kid" "no-doubt" "bro (braa)" "with a quickness" "sup
(sometimes with "kid" or "bro" added directly afterwords)" "wad up" "yo yo" "aight" "slammin"
"bangin" "tucca tucca" "yooooooooo" "dope" "off da hook".
15) You've lost your bottle cap and it was the end of the world.
16) you know that pma = bad.
17) "Dropping a bomb" contains no explosive context to you.
18) "Time warping" is a regular weekend thing for you.
19) You either get big eyed or chinkie eyed when ur fuct up.
20) You have givin out over 20 hugs in one night.
21) you know a girl who was/is a guy.
22) During the week, you can't fall asleep untill round 5am.
23) To you, the simpsons is great to watch on k.
24) You know that when you have a jar, everyone is your friend.
25) You know of atleast 5 people who "juice".
26) If you live in nj... you are italian.
27) You ponder why the parking lot attendant charges $30 when the
sighn says $6.49 all night.
28) You have payed atleast $5 for 16.9 fl oz (0.5L.) of water.
29) You have payed atleast $20 for a pill smaller then a tylenol that was a tylenol.
30) To you, getting "bugged out" is amazing , and/or fun.
31) Every time you hear the letters E, K, and G your mind astrays, and your mouth waters...
32) You have fought somone on the computer over which is better... sound factory or exit.
33) You thought exit was as big as a football field at one time
34) Snow is the most amazing thing in the world to you ...expecially when it falls inside.
35) You have sat on a couch in factory and pondered the meaning of life.
36) You say "I think im going to take a break this week..." and then that weekend you find yourself
more fuct up then, than any other time you ever went clubbing.
37) You know that cractory, crack factory, and sound pharmacy all refer to the same place.
38) You have/had a stack of flyers over 4 inches thick sitting on ur desk for over a month.
39) You finally get your room clean on friday after noon, only to get it all messed up all over again
when you come home cracked out sat morning.
Simple fact... Why club kids did it right....
A cop sees a "goth" kid walking down the street... pink hair,
fishnet stockings, marlyn manson shirt, heavy facial makup, etc... the
cop says... hey that kid probably has drugs on him, cause he dresses bad...
kid gets busted...(usually just weed, and or coke)
A cop sees a "skater" walkin down the street... huge baggy jeans,
hooded sweat shirt, bleached blond hair, random piercings, dirty shoes,
etc... the cop says... hey that kid probably has drugs on him, cause he
dresses bad... kid gets busted... (usually just weed)
A cop sees a "hoodie" walking down the street... baggy jeans, work
boots, biiiiig pufft jacket, evil look on his face, swaying back and
forth, litining to headphones, "rapping" along with his music (moslty swears)
etc...the cop says... hey that kid probably has drugs on him, cause he
dresses bad/ just looks it... kid gets busted... (usually just laced
weed)
A cop sees a hippie... self incriminting...the cop says... hey that
kid probably has drugs on him, cause hees a hippie... kid gets busted...
(usually just weed, cause he took the shrooms and/or acid 30 min ago...
and he will satr tripping in the back of the police car.)
Now... a cop sees a club kid... nice jeans or dress pants,
expensive t-shirt tucked in, or really nice turtle neck, dress shoes, nice leather
jacket, good posture, hair all done nice.... cop says there goes a good
kid... well dressed, a real law biting citizen... the club kid is
carrying over 50 pills, 4 jars, a liq or 2, some g, and sometimes acid.... some
of the hardest drugs out there...... the cop lets him go bye, and just
waves....
club kids do it right...
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