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Funny Computer Error Messages
Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.
BREAKFAST.EXE Halted... Cereal Port Not Responding.
File not found. Should I make one up? [Y/N]
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Reboot Washington D.C.? [Y/N]
SENILE.SYS found... Out of Memory...
E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? [Yep/Nope]
Why should you upgrade your processor? So you can reboot faster.
Best file compression around: DEL *.* means 100% compression.
Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
DOS Tip: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
The information went data way --->
The name is Baud, James Baud.
Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.
An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.
11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Pentium II.
Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
E Pluribus Modem
Windows is just another pane in the glass.
Who's General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
All computers wait at the same speed.
Go ahead, make my data!
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
Help! I'm modeming and I can't hang up!
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 QUARTER=4 DOWN=3 YARDS=2 CALL="blue 48! set... hut!"
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner!
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay...
Why doesn't DOS ever say Excellent command or filename?
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
computer [n] 1. device designed to speed and automate errors
Ethernet [n] 1. something used to catch the Etherbunny
mainframe [n] 1. biggest PC peripheral available
upgrade [v] 1. to take out old bugs and put in new ones
Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
Press any key... except THAT one!
Press [Ctrl]-[Alt]-[Del] to continue..
And finally...
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
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