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| Welcome to the world of Mustilidata Inc. We run all things ferret here at our headquarters in Ferret City. Updates on the latest ferret technology and human intereaction with our weasel friends are happening every day so check back at least once every few weeks to see what's new. |
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| First let's meet the president of the business. Since it's incorporation a year ago, Charles Ferrety has run the company with a fair paw and is greatly loved by all who work for him. |
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| "Just let me welcome all of you to our little website here at Mustilidata Inc. Meet the folks who make this operation a smooth day to day work environment. Here at Mustilidata Labs, unique ferret and human products are our "business." |
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| Charles Ferrety, President |
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| Receptionist Clovis Shepperd-Greene greets everyone who visits with a smile! There is always a full bowl of Bandit Treats on her desk --- a popular stop on the way through the building. Stop and say hi to Clovis and get a paw on the pulse of the company and just who's doing what to whom and where and when. Clovis knows it all! |
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| Our most popular product is one that humans are crazy for --- and ferrets are just crazy -- is our Ferret Math Pills. Some of our customers swear by this formula. We know that we are irrisistable and that we are just so darn cute and loveable that everyone wants to take us home -- even if they shouldn't. |
| For those of you who just HAVE TO HAVE JUST ONE MORE WEASEL but know you would then have one weasel too many and it would just not be Feasible to be Weasible - we offer these tablets. Just take one before visiting your local pet shop for supplies -- or helping out at your local shelter and you should be immune to the impulse to get JUST ONE MORE. |
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| It has been suggested that ferrets secrete a pheranome that reacts with human enzymes in the blood to cause uncontrollableWeaselitis -- that uncontrollable urget to get just one more ferret - after all - they are SOOOOO adorable. |
| Ferret PIlls block the "Ferret-nomes" from bonding to the enzymes in humans and therefore make those cute little faces RESISTABLE. |
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| You've asked for it -- here it is IFM tablets in a patch!! Just stick it to yourself before you go to the pet store -- and the pet store won't "stick it to you" with another weasel. |
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| NEW!!! INHALER POTION -- same great IFM effect only in an inhaler - just mix with your favorite syrup and pour into the elegant inhaler seen here and breathe in -- better than aromatherapy!. |
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| I'm just so darn cute --- no IFM pills can make ME irrisistable!! |
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| Click on FERRET KING logo to find out about the newest place to eat! |
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| NEW PRODUCTS BEING DEVELOPED |
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| Research and Development is under the leadership of Theodore "Teddy" Plunkett. |
| "Yep, I'm the guy who leads my team into thinking up new products for weasels and their humans. Hey you wanted Ferret Patches -- we made em --- |
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| Right now we are making Everlasting Ferretone Pops -- just like Willy Wonka -- well - he did Everlasting Gobstoppers but -- if he had been a ferret - he would have developed these --- Ferratone Lollies that last and last and last --- so far we have gotten them to last about three months on the licking machine -- we approximates real ferret licking action --- we figure six months would be good enough to be called Everlasting. We would try for longer --= but we don't have Oompa Loompas helping us. |
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| MUSTILIDATA DEP'T HEADS AT MONTHLY BUSINESS MEETING |
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| Here is a photo of the monthly meeting of the various department heads -- and some bodies and tails and feet too. "We don't take our jobs lying down!" Charles Ferrety, Pres. stated. "We want our customers and our stockholders to know that we are committed." |
| To what? |
| "Well," Pres Ferrety said, "Let's just say we're committed every couple of days --- and ummm - well, we ARE let out again...ummm....I have a phone call. Excuse me." |
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| We here at the editor desk are always ready to post the latest breaking news -- if you have a story call our editors right away!! |
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| Come on in to FERRET KING -- the newest restaurant in town! Click on the Ferret King logo!! |
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