Bits of things to Nibble Before you get to the Big Stuff
 
Potato Skins  Cucumber Salad  Small Salad
 
Waffle Fries  Tuna Rol;l Sushi  Soups of the Day
 
Calimari   Mozzarella Sticks  Tomato and Fresh Mozzarella
 
Buffalo Wings  Prok Rinds  Garlic Bread with or without
      Cheese
Burgers and Fries (cuz that's usually what folks want)
Same damn burger everyone gets
(with fries or without -- you tell me -- cuz I ain't guessin)
 
DE-luxe Burger
(this one ya git tomato onion lettuce on it)
 
Bison Burger / Deluxe
(either regular or deluxe like the one above)
 
You can have cheese on these too --- tell me what kind of cheese you want -- don't ask me what kind do I have -- if I don't have the kind you want I'll tell you.  (And the first person to try and be smart and give me some non usual cheese will be hit over the head with a frying pan -- do don't even DARE.)
 
THEY ALL COME WITH FRIES  UNLESS YOU TELL US YOU DON'T WANT FRIES.
 
You can also have speciality burgers with the following items added:
 
jalepeno pepper fried onions lemon jello dog food
 
jellied moose nose cucumbers fried egg cat food
 
The Main Courses
(these are just a few of our selections - come in and see the whole 289 page menu -- it's like reading War and Peace)
 
Some of our delicious entrees include:
 
Ribs
BBQ Chicken
Fried Clams
Hot Dogs
Steak Sandwiches
Pork Chops
Roasted Hassa Chicken with Rice
(secret recipe)
Personal pan Pizza
(you bring us your personal pan and we will make a pizza in it)
 
DESSERTS -- Admit it you looked here first!
 
We got ice cream
We got pies
We got cakes
We got Napoleons
and anything else you could possibly want
Walk over and see our revolving Carousel of Ecstacy with over 28 very fattening desserts
 
ice cream sodas
banana splits
Belgian Waffles
 
 
Let's try one of each!
Our menu changes from time to time  so be sure to check back to see what's different and new and exciting!
Take me back to the front door.
What's cooking in Sapphy's  kitchen?
I gotta ask Sapphy a question
Enough of this  I want the gossip going on at the diner!
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