You don't have to come and sit at the counter at the Grub Grab for Sapphy to dispense her wisdom of the aged -- that is AGES --- to you --- simply ask her your question and she will respond here.  Click on the stool to sit at Sapphy's Stool of Widsom
This is going to sound foolish --- I mean I know teen age girls have crushes on TV people all the time --- and the latest rock star - or what have you --- but I have to confess that I have a total "knock my socks off take my breath away" fit everytime I see that TV salesman, Billy Mays.  I see him tell me to hang my Hercules Hooks and I want him to put his Hercules Hooks into me --- oooh BOY --- I want to buy everything he sells -- I want him to come and personally Oxy-Kleen my floors --- Ron Popil never did this for me.
I just might throw up right here on the linoleum - ack --- you need BIG TIME HELP -- that man is a chimpanzee  ---- oh I can't even IMAGINE...oh NO NO NO!!
I want the gossip
What's to grab for grub?
How about stuff I can make myself?
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