New Year's 2001: Kitsch on the Eastern Shore
how they make golf miniature!
wrap. I get it.
Ocean City, MD
They may be a little confused about whom the holiday honors,
but they're clear enough on how to celebrate:
Yes, it's Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, about to get "et" by a raging shark!
Who's that glowing under the marlin in the dark?
The invisible dog is straining not toward Lucy's trunk,
but toward the remnant's of last summer's hot dogs
on the ground over by the snack bar.
This was an actual hotel,
and you can still tour her via the elevator in her hind leg.
Sadly, we arrived just a little past closing time.
finally written up 24 July 2001