The Church of the Giant Pulsating Space Lobster

The church where I have rehearsals every Monday night is where I most frequently see fellow Kibologist Wayne Delia. After many years of rehearsals at this church, we have finally learned of their plan for world domination by turning their church into a giant pulsating space lobster. This architectural plan is on display in the room where we rehearse, the very room that will become the giant pulsating space lobster head:

The bright red area indicates where the new "wing," or, rather, "giant pulsating space lobster claw," will be.


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7 March 2001