The church where I have rehearsals every Monday night is where I most frequently see fellow Kibologist Wayne Delia. After many years of rehearsals at this church, we have finally learned of their plan for world domination by turning their church into a giant space lobster. This architectural plan is on display in the room where we rehearse, the very room that will become the giant space lobster head:
The bright red area indicates where the new "wing,"
or, rather, "giant
space lobster claw," will be.