Too Patriotic For My Pants

I can only imagine the firemen who frequent this place saw this billboard as a perfectly fitting tribute to their comrades down the river. A few weeks earlier, our bigheaded Assemblyman couldn't find his way to the Memorial Day parade where he was supposed to address them. Here he explains to the camera how women who take their clothes off aren't allowed to be patriotic.

For a few days after this, the billboard stood with the ad removed, but apparently even this was too much for the sensibilities of the fine people of Middle Hope, and it has stood blank ever since.