Chapters I - V

July 6, 2008 - December 27, 2010

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I. It's My Party And I'll Snub Who I Want To

by squire, Jul 6 - Dec 14, 2008

“Hot Puppies, grub!” Jul 6 2008, 11:32pm

“And that boy of his, Frito, as crazy as a woodpecker.” Jul 10 2008, 9:56pm

The mewling boggies wagged their vestigial tails with wonder… Jul 17 2008, 6:38pm

“It is time to talk of the Ring,” he said. Jul 30 2008, 10:08pm

“It takes a heap o’ vittles to gag a boggie.” Aug 6 2008, 8:11pm

But what followed surprised even Frito, who looked at his uncle with shocked admiration. Aug 29 2008, 11:28pm

"Sorhed!" cried Frito. "But Sorhed is no more." Oct 10 2008, 9:24pm

Dildo nodded and casually flipped a small, shining object into Frito's lap. Dec 14 2008, 10:29pm


II. Three's Company, Four's A Bore

by dernwyn, May 16-19, 2009

Three's Company, Four's a Bore - I  May 16 2009, 9:34pm

Three's Company, Four's a Bore - II May 17 2009, 3:55pm

Three's Company, Four's a Bore - III May 18 2009, 9:25pm

Three's Company, Four's a Bore - IV May 19 2009, 8:43pm




III. Indigestion At The Sign Of The Goode Eats

by squire, August 24-28, 2009

“Welcome to quaint, historical Whee” Aug 24 2009, 9:21am

“You will soon meet a tall, dark Ranger.” Aug 25 2009, 9:10am

“Finally all nine were in the throes of hysterical, side-aching laughter.” Aug 26 2009, 12:17pm

"Hie thee faster, for the evil ones are right behind thee!" Then he hid his eyes. Aug 27 2009, 8:21am

The RR wondered how much longer squire and dernwyn were going to get away with such tripe. Aug 28 2009, 7:56am


IV. Finders Keepers, Finders Weepers

by squire, January 18-23, 2010

"Welcome to the Last Homely House East of the Sea and Gift Shoppe" Jan 18 2010, 8:05am

"I would say more," he said, "but a shadow seems to have passed over my face" Jan 19 2010, 4:50am

“'Are there no facilities here?' he cries. 'Is there no washroom?'” Jan 20 2010, 6:48am

"I had an uncle who had a magic tieclip and one time he sneezed and his nose fell off." Jan 20 2010, 6:02pm

"Was that necessary?" "Rings go better with hocus-pocus," replied Goodgulf imperiously. Jan 21 2010, 6:54am

"Couldn't we just drop it down a storm drain, or pawn it and swallow the ticket?" he said. "Alas," explained Goodgulf. Jan 21 2010, 5:48pm

“…should I say 'until we meet again'? No, I think goodbye sums it up quite nicely.” Jan 22 2010, 5:39am

…there came from deep in the surrounding forest the sound of some great bird being briefly, but noisily, ill. Jan 23 2010, 8:51am


V. Some Monsters

by dernwyn, November 18 - December 27, 2010

"SOME MONSTERS" part 1 Nov 18 2010, 11:19pm

"SOME MONSTERS" part II Nov 20 2010, 10:15pm

"SOME MONSTERS" part III Nov 26 2010, 11:48pm

"SOME MONSTERS" part IV Dec 5 2010, 8:38pm

"SOME MONSTERS" part V Dec 27 2010, 10:33am


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